Thread 3: because the island has a sense of humor he'd rather do without (mr_neutral)

[stalkerwithacap]

[He's standing in front of a certain beach house, with a package in his hands]

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[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

It's me, do you expect not sarcasm?
But yeah she decided to crash, for whatever reason. And now the island decided the couch wasn't good enough for her so she has a room.
Just as well, won't have to worry about coming out of mine and finding her naked or something.

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

..Uh huh. That's...strange? I guess.

You're not seeing this as a 'gift' are you?

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

[snort]
Dunno. It's not like I'm gonna jump her.
But maybe. She's fun and kinda badass, awesome mood lifter.

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

'Mood lifter'?

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

Yeah she's kinda hyper so you just start playing along and forgetting about shit. It's awesome.
Hey, d'you have a knife for that cake?

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

[Ignoring your knife question, gonna pry.] Mood lifter from what?

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

[sigh] Nothing. Been on edge, is all.

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

There's been something, alright. You're not your asshole self.

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm not always an asshole.

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

Yeah you are. [Arm cross]

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

[throws arms in the air]
Yeah, yeah, whatever. I'm an asshole and I'm fucking stupid and I kinda want that cake now.

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

When you tell me what's up I'll give you my knives. Until then [finger point] talk.

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

[sigh, facerub]
I just did something really stupid, ok?

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

That's far too vague, you do something stupid every day.

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

[snort]
Yeah I'm starting to agree with you on this one.

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

[Blink blink]... so it was a serious stupid this time?

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

[bitter chuckle] Yeah you can say it like that.

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

[He rests his chin in the palms of his hands, looking at you.]

Well, don't hold it in, spit.

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

... not sure you really want the details.

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

Go ahead.
[No he leans back in his chair.]

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

_{...I had sex with him.}

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

[Bewildered expression is a go.]

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

[awkward silence is go]

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

...But didn't like...the other week you saw him as a kid?

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

I did. Shit happened-
[sigh]
_{He's the one who kissed me.}