Thread 3: because the island has a sense of humor he'd rather do without (mr_neutral)

[stalkerwithacap]

[He's standing in front of a certain beach house, with a package in his hands]

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[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

[Sparkle chirps at you. Apology accepted. She'll just get rid of residual snow on her and then go curl up in a warm corner]

[Gold shrugs] I have no idea, I'm not even trying to figure things out with this place anymore. But seriously, why drop them at my place.
Been having fun with it by the way?

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

Yeah... as taunting as those impossible high scores are.

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

[he starts laughing a bit, but you might hear something off with it. More tense than his usual troll laugh, definitely.
He'll put the cake down on the table. It's chocolate]

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

So what's up with you, then?
[He goes over to get your DS]

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

You're gonna laugh. I have a housemate.

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

[Blink.]

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

[smirk]
A pretty one, too.

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

..Uh huh... I wonder why.

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

Dude, I find a pretty naked girl in the middle of the snow, and what did I do? Get her home, give her clothes and chocolate and go off to train. Please say you're impressed with me.

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

...I can't tell if there is a hint of sarcasm in your tone or not.

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

It's me, do you expect not sarcasm?
But yeah she decided to crash, for whatever reason. And now the island decided the couch wasn't good enough for her so she has a room.
Just as well, won't have to worry about coming out of mine and finding her naked or something.

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

..Uh huh. That's...strange? I guess.

You're not seeing this as a 'gift' are you?

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

[snort]
Dunno. It's not like I'm gonna jump her.
But maybe. She's fun and kinda badass, awesome mood lifter.

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

'Mood lifter'?

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

Yeah she's kinda hyper so you just start playing along and forgetting about shit. It's awesome.
Hey, d'you have a knife for that cake?

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

[Ignoring your knife question, gonna pry.] Mood lifter from what?

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

[sigh] Nothing. Been on edge, is all.

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

There's been something, alright. You're not your asshole self.

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm not always an asshole.

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

Yeah you are. [Arm cross]

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

[throws arms in the air]
Yeah, yeah, whatever. I'm an asshole and I'm fucking stupid and I kinda want that cake now.

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

When you tell me what's up I'll give you my knives. Until then [finger point] talk.

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

[sigh, facerub]
I just did something really stupid, ok?

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

That's far too vague, you do something stupid every day.

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

[snort]
Yeah I'm starting to agree with you on this one.