Thread 3: because the island has a sense of humor he'd rather do without (mr_neutral)

[stalkerwithacap]

[He's standing in front of a certain beach house, with a package in his hands]

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[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

Yeah... as taunting as those impossible high scores are.

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

[he starts laughing a bit, but you might hear something off with it. More tense than his usual troll laugh, definitely.
He'll put the cake down on the table. It's chocolate]

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

So what's up with you, then?
[He goes over to get your DS]

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

You're gonna laugh. I have a housemate.

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

[Blink.]

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

[smirk]
A pretty one, too.

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

..Uh huh... I wonder why.

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

Dude, I find a pretty naked girl in the middle of the snow, and what did I do? Get her home, give her clothes and chocolate and go off to train. Please say you're impressed with me.

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

...I can't tell if there is a hint of sarcasm in your tone or not.

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

It's me, do you expect not sarcasm?
But yeah she decided to crash, for whatever reason. And now the island decided the couch wasn't good enough for her so she has a room.
Just as well, won't have to worry about coming out of mine and finding her naked or something.

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

..Uh huh. That's...strange? I guess.

You're not seeing this as a 'gift' are you?

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

[snort]
Dunno. It's not like I'm gonna jump her.
But maybe. She's fun and kinda badass, awesome mood lifter.

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

'Mood lifter'?

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

Yeah she's kinda hyper so you just start playing along and forgetting about shit. It's awesome.
Hey, d'you have a knife for that cake?

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

[Ignoring your knife question, gonna pry.] Mood lifter from what?

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

[sigh] Nothing. Been on edge, is all.

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

There's been something, alright. You're not your asshole self.

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm not always an asshole.

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

Yeah you are. [Arm cross]

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

[throws arms in the air]
Yeah, yeah, whatever. I'm an asshole and I'm fucking stupid and I kinda want that cake now.

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

When you tell me what's up I'll give you my knives. Until then [finger point] talk.

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

[sigh, facerub]
I just did something really stupid, ok?

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

That's far too vague, you do something stupid every day.

[stalkerwithacap.livejournal.com]

[snort]
Yeah I'm starting to agree with you on this one.

[mr-neutral.livejournal.com]

[Blink blink]... so it was a serious stupid this time?